In attendance is smart dull and next near is just ordinary dim. So therefore there is A Anxious House, which blazes its way into a full new class of stupid: Painfully, epically stupid. New descriptive terminology and phrases that come to mind? Immature. Hard to sit through. Unfunny. Erect to video while you Watch A Anxious Studio Online.
OK, that last one was immediately wishful thinking. A Troubled Accommodation is definitely hitting theaters, oddly enough, in the movie wasteland known as January and not around Halloween where it more fittingly belongs. But 2013 is off to a pretty awful start with this horrific misfire.
I recently had the honor of meeting Marlon Wayans in person for an interview and I really feel he is an extremely talented, gracious man. He was naturally funny and also took the time to meet and greet a group of children who were getting a tour at the museum in which the interview took place.
I don't fault him for the kind of humor he is attempting. It's just that this time around, very little worked.
The premise, I guess, was half-inspired, meant as a compliment. A Haunted House is a riff on the "found footage" genre of horror film, made popular again most recently with films like Paranormal Activity. In a different, recent interview, Marlon Wayans observed that very few black people tend to be in these types of horror movies. So what would happen if a ghost or ghoul decided to haunt the house of a black couple? Could be funny, right?
This question is answered, when you Watch A Haunted House Online Free as are many others that weren't even asked. Marlon Wayans and Essence Atkins play a young couple just moving into a new (albeit haunted) home. The ghost farts in bed, has sex with them and wreaks havoc on their house. Marlon's first reaction? To move. Immediately. Like, pack the car and get gone. Had the movie only ended there. It's never explained why then, in the very next scene, the couple is back and living with their new supernatural nemesis. Or maybe it was explained, half-heartedly.
This is a film where the wife kicks the invisible being in his "ghost balls." Where Marlon feigns having sex with a stuffed animal. Where farts are funny, not once, but in several scenes throughout the film. Not exactly high-brow stuff.
They call in a priest (Cedric the Entertainer) to lift the demon spirit from their house. They bring in a home security expert (David Koechner) to equip the house with cameras. They call in a psychic (a closeted Nick Swardson) to communicate with the ghost. They even call in a gang of thugs, to kick the apparition off of their turf.
None of these talented comedians are able to rid the house of the spirit, or breathe any sort of life into this sophomoric script.
I happen to be a big fan of the parody genre, from the classics like Airplane and The Naked Gun (one of my all-time favorite films), to more recent successful parodies such as Not Another Teen Movie, Scary Movie or even the low-budget Parody Movie. But for every Hot Shots, there is a Mafia!. For every I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, there is an Epic Movie. And for every Loaded Weapon 1, near is A Anxious House.
Sometimes, a curious purpose doesn't carry with it the proper burden to withdraw off a feature-length film and is possibly top absent as a skit otherwise a punchline by period. A Troubled Cottage is a film containing one joke that has even smaller amount laughs. Watch A Haunted Studio Motion picture Online
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